Monday, June 9, 2008

Rubber Doll Love

Lars and The Real Girl

More and more mainstream movies and television shows are promoting fetishes and nasty little secrets from the adult lifestyles. The tagline for this movie is: The search for true love begins outside the box. I have to laugh at that because the doll comes in a box. I'm guessing it's a funny little take on that. The movie is available on cable and PPV at this time.

The premise of the movie is a lonely man, who never socializes, who has lost his mother and now lives in the garage on his mother's property while his brother and sister-in-law live in the main house where his mother use to live. There's a lot of psychological basis toward the mother, being motherless, motherhood, pregnancy, and abandonment by the mother. I guess most psychologists love to use that as the reason for any of our so-called "unnatural" or "kinky" fetishes.

This lonely man named "Lars" just wants to live his life alone and unbothered, but his sister-in-law finds that unnatural and pushes him to socialize. After an especially troubling episode with her where she tackles him and makes him promise to come to dinner with her and his brother, he gets an idea. A co-worker shows him the site for Real Dolls and Lars orders one.


But unlike most men, Lars doesn't hide his doll. Lars brings "it" to dinner, shopping, parties, the doctor, etc. And the town acknowledges his affliction with their own form of supportive therapy by acting like the doll is real. The towns people become so involved that they manage to schedule jobs, volunteer work, and outings for the doll that keep Lars from enjoying special alone time with her.

The movie doesn't have the balls to explore the sexual areas of Real Doll partner with anatomically correct parts. Lars rooms her at the brother's house in the spare bedroom because, of course, they cannot have sex since they are not married, which leads us to wonder if Lars is really screwed up. Hell, a good lay would probably solve all his problems. Chicken shits! The movie would have been hysterically funny if they had Lars try to make moves on her that she pushed off, or had him banging her in the room right next to the brother and his wife. But no such luck. Chicken shits!

The clincher for me is the office girl and church girl, who are both willing to date Lars and make him their life partner. Can we say "nutcase?" Jeezz, come on now! This isn't the average guy with a pocket pussy or rubber doll in his closet. This is Lars with a rubber partner he dates, feeds, and pushes around in public in a wheel chair as company.

What can I say? Wow! This movie is unusual, funny, pathetic and weird all at the same time. I bet Real Doll sales shot through the ceiling when it came out. So, if you have a couple of hours to waste, sit back and enjoy Lars and The Real Girl.

This brings me back to some of my own callers. I have several callers who enjoy a blow-up doll while on calls with me. A couple more play with their pocket pussy during the calls. I find this very normal, and thoroughly enjoy the calls. I'd love to have a caller with a cam perform with his doll on cam for me. If you have one, give me a call! Contact information is on the right side of the page, half way down.

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