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Power Exchange may take a powder

Get the whip: County caught with licensing pants down

Posted by John L. Smith

Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2009 at 02:49 PM

When you're in the business of role-playing, it's important to
remember your lines.

Take the entertaining theater that takes place day in the valley
between Clark County Business License officials and owners of local sex clubs.

Fact is, the county doesn't license sex clubs. It prefers to issues
licenses for gyms, book stores, restaurants, juice bars and the like,
then turn the other way while the businesses are operated as sex
clubs. In exchange, the sex club owners are generally wise to keep up
the false front and go along with the regulatory hypocrisy in order
to get along with government bureaucrats who could easily shut them down.

The county issues licenses, but the licensee must remember to keep
a straight face. He must remember his lines and play the established role.

Slap-and-tickle club operator Michael Powers forgot his lines
recently, and I think it could return to haunt him.

Powers owns the Power Exchange on Highland Drive. The Power Exchange
isn't licensed by Clark County as a BDSM (bondage and sadomasochism,
that is) club because the county doesn't issue such licenses. Sex
clubs are illegal, even if the person's sexual proclivities are bent
toward whips and chains and the like. The county does, however, issue
licenses for tanning salons and silk-screening shops, and Powers has
licenses for such endeavors.

The fact his store also features a dungeon and private areas where
customers can role-play and get their spank on is something you'd
presume he wouldn't exactly advertise. You know, given the licensing
issues and all.

But you'd be wrong. In a recent issue of CityLife, the weekly
owned by the company that also owns the Review-Journal, Powers let
the cat-o'-nine tails out of the bag, so to speak.

Powers: "It's like [the Disneyland ride] Pirates of the Caribbean,
but the pirates are having sex."

Well, shiver me timbers.

Powers: "If I'm going to have a business that makes $2 million a
year off people spanking each other, they want to make sure they're
getting their cut."

If you're going to have a business that makes $2 million a year
off people spanking each other, Mr. Powers, you'd better remember your lines.

CityLife Managing Editor Andrew Kiraly: "The tanning business and
clothing line, he reasons, give the government something specific to
put on paper. As for what goes on in the rooms once men and women pay
the entrance fee, Powers is laissez-faire."

Powers: "I'm like a gym. People pay a fee to use the facility, and
what they do is their business."

Oddly enough, legally it's also the county's business. And Powers
broke one of the great unwritten rules governing the operation of a
whips-and-chains joint, sex club, or sexual soak-and-poke around
here: Don't admit what goes on behind closed doors, or the county
might be forced to close your doors.

Last June, sex club operator David Cooper ran into a county
steamroller after he failed to appropriately prepare his "restaurant"
called Sextasy in the sleazy Commercial Center. It also hurt him that
he was too free to admit the kind of business he planned to do there.
The county shut him down. Since then, he hasn't been shy about
calling out the bureaucrats.

"I think that story represents a full-blown admission of skirting
the rules," Cooper says.

And what was good enough for him, Cooper says, ought to be good
enough for the Power Exchange.

When it comes to enforcing its own regulations, Clark County has
never been very good at keeping its pants on.

Find this article at:
http://www.lvrj.com/blogs/smith/Get_the_whip_County_caught_with_licensing_pants_down.html

Hard Economic Times

$$$$ When will some come our way? FAT CHANCE!!!

MUSINGS & BITCHING: If you are looking for a nice, sweet, sexy blog - I have warn you - this one is just my musings and bitchings about the government, bailouts, the economy, and my own life at the moment. *sigh* Things are not always rosy just because you are a Mistress. But I did include a couple sexy photos to entertain you while you read through my dribble about things that piss me off of late. This blog post should be titled "GOVERNMENT AND POLITICIAN BULLSHIT!"

BAILOUTS: Anyone else tired of all the bailout bullshit? I just cannot take it anymore. I'm so tired of hearing about these fat cat CEO rip-off companies taking $$$million dollar vacations while we all sink in a muddy pit of nothingness - and now, they are lining their pockets with the bailout monies. Last night's news talked about two banks with $$$million dollar Las Vegas vacations planned to reward their hardworking CEOs who draw millions on their salaries already and reward themselves repeatedly with the money they rip off from the average joes. Oh please *eye roll*
















SCREWING THE POOR: It was so obvious that this money was not going to be used for anything other than fancy vacations and CEO pockets. It would not be used as indicated! It would not be a bailout. Couldn't they see that when the car manufacturers showed up in their fancy jets for the handout? And now, everyone is jumping on the band wagon. Banks got bail out money, investment companies got bail out money, mortgage companies got bail out money, Wall Street got bail out money -- and the average American citizen got to say bye-bye to his home, repossessed vehicles, brand name groceries, a night out at the movies, his paycheck, his job ... *push the gun a little closer.* It has never been more obvious that the rich continue to get richer while the middle-class-to-poor get screwed in the ass without so much as a kiss and dab of Vaseline.

MY CIRCUMSTANCES: It's hitting me, too. Both my male slaves are laid off from their construction work. I actually married one of my sex slaves four weeks ago just to get on his health insurance - no celebration, it was an arrangement only. I was paying $350 a month for insurance and marrying him saves some money and gives me better coverage - plus I made him sign a prenuptial and a divorce agreement upfront. Divorces only costs $165 here, since I worked as a legal secretary at one time, I just write them up and file them myself. The union halls are telling my boys it could be summer before they get jobs again and they are high on the call out list. Unemployment is not enough to survive on, and now we are looking at four more months of it, maybe more! My submissive female has put flyers up everywhere in an effort to find some housekeeping duties for some funds. Three hundred flyers plastered everywhere and not a single call. My own business with Nite Flirt is falling off as well. Calls are less and less as my male callers conserve their funds for necessities and cut out their fun with me. And I'm thinking Valentine's Day will be pretty bleak as my callers hold onto their funds to pay car payments and gas - and who can fault them for that! We're all in the same boat, so all I can do is commiserate with them.

WHAT'S A MISTRESS TO DO: Acquiring new slaves and submissives is at an all time low. The only boys looking for a Mistress are also looking for a free meal ticket with room and board. LOL, that's not the way it works my little dumb dears. Even in a Mistress' home, every one works and pays their way, albeit a consolidated effort by all. A couple of my boys are slumming for aluminum cans and making a trip to California to cash them in (California pays about double what Vegas pays). If it weren't for the generosity of a few devoted callers and submissive males who are keeping me going, I'd be screaming and pulling my hair our!

GAS RIP-OFFS: It has me wondering if the government is going to drive us so low that we do hit a "depression." Gas prices are creeping up again. Locally they have increased about 20 cents in the past three weeks. Everyone seems numb to it. I think that's a gimmick of gas companies - they raise prices atrociously ($4.50 a gallon) and scare the hell out of you, then they lower them to the last low ($1.79 a gallon), then raise them again but stop about half way up - say about $3.50 a gallon. And all the idiots out there are relieved because it didn't hit $4.50 again. Such Bullshit!

RECESSIONS: The last two big recessions started off with a big jump in gas prices. Ding, ding, ding - does that ring a bell for anyone. All our oil supporting politicians cleaned up big and continue to do so through this one. This recession was also impacted by bank ripoffs with the home mortgages. The Mortgage Companies and Banks committed fraud and crimes against home buyers and homeowners, and the homeowners get punished by losing their homes while the Mortgage Companies and Banks get rewarded with bailout money so they don't lose their businesses for scamming all of us. Then they take expensive vacations and get bonuses. Such Bullshit!

The new President decides part of the next bail out should be money for green cars and to create green jobs, and to get there bailout money goes to the car manufacturers and to create new green companies. These green cars cost $60,000 or more. Those are cars for rich people, and not for the average American. Who among us can afford $60,000 cars. Hell, most of cannot buy a new car at $10,000-$15,000. The green jobs being created are for college graduates, while education for the average American is being cut back to nothing. Who among us can afford college for our kids? Again, it profits only the rich. Such Bullshit!




MORTGAGE RIP-OFF: I think home mortgages are the biggest rip off of all. They take a $100,000 home and make you pay years upon years on it contributing only to the interest and not the equity. To own it, you have to pay five times the original value - if that's not a rip off, nothing is. I mean really - who would pay $60,000 for a $10,000 car, and yet we pay ti for a home that most of us will never, ever own. Then the mortgage companies and banks resell, resell and resell the home, each time for the original value or more, and especially if they get to foreclose on it. It's obvious that there is no motivation for banks or mortgage companies to help homeowners keep their homes. That would be stupid on their part when they can just acquire the home free, and sell it again for their own clear profit. Which is exactly what seems to be happening! Plus, after the bailout, most of these companies took the money and pocketed it. People who were losing their homes could no longer refinance and keep them, despite the promises from the government that they could, because the new mortgage lending rules prevented it, and because most are jobless now due to the economy and cannot prove enough income to keep their homes. Such Bullshit!



CHARITABLE GIVING: I think 911, Katrina and other big disasters showed the government, bigwigs, CEOs and other fat cats that Americans have money to give away - so they decided it was time to line their pockets with it. They watched us donate and contribute and help with millions of dollars from our own nearly empty pockets for disaster victims and decided they wanted to put their hand in our pockets and get the bulk from now on. All our charitable goodness was misappropriated time and time again by the government agencies, to the point that the victims needing it received little to none of it - but we kept digging and giving. Such Bullshit!



HOW THE RICH VIEW US: I see easy solutions for this recession crisis, and cannot understand why the president, politicians, CEOs and others will not support us properly. Sorry, that was just bullshit on my part. I do understand. We are middle class to poor citizens and they don't give a flying crap about us. In fact, if our menial work didn't profit them through our housekeeping, crop pickings and construction, they'd just do away with us totally. We are in essence the "slave" chaste who serves and works for rich so they can get richer. Most people with money look at us as squatters who are too dumb to make money like they do, so we deserve to be in poverty conditions. Too, too sad. Such Bullshit!



EASY SOLUTIONS: I see easy solutions for this recession crisis. MORTGAGES: Everyone who was scammed by bad interest-only loans should receive bailout money to cover overdue mortgage payments and be able to restructure their loans (without the new bullshit laws preventing them from using good credit scores, bank statements, etc. to prove income) no matter what their current circumstances are to a payment plan they can reasonably afford. Plus, if they have already paid enough over the years to cover the original cost of their mortgage plus 50%, they should have to give them the titles. BAILOUTS: The only businesses that should get bail out monies are small businesses. Any small business, under $250,000 a year earnings, should get $50,000 to help continue the business and support it. Any big business that was part of or included any type of misappropriation, bad spending habits, huge bonuses for CEOs, pricey vacations, etc., should not receive one dime. Let them sell their corporate jets, second and third and fourth homes, and stop their vacations to pay for their own businesses. For those who don't want to buy their companies out of the trouble they spent them into - let the big rats eat the little rats. Someone will buy up their businesses if they have anything real to contribute. As for the car manufacturers - they should get a handle on all the fraud through car dealer sales, and make lower valued cars for a while. I've stopped buying cars through dealers due to the scamming and ripoffs, and only buy my cars from CarMax. JOBLESS: At this poor economic time, unemployment amounts should be doubled for three to six months for anyone who lost their jobs during this time. Put money in the pockets of hard earnest workers.



FORGIVE ME: *grin* I guess that's all my complaining for now. It's certainly enough isn't it. Again, sorry for the bitter ramblings. I've really got to stop watching the news - it's so depressing and aggravating. But you know what perks me up -- listening to my callers stroke and beat their meat, while they huff and puff and breathe real hard! *big grin* So, give me a call ... and don't forget me for Valentine's Day - Mistress sure needs a smile!

Excalibur Superbowl Party

Super-Superbowl Party

As I stated in earlier posts, I stayed at the Excalibur this week for a great SuperParty for the Superbowl viewing on big screens. I even ran into several superbowl partyers who came out to meet me - *hello Brian and Mark!*

The party started at 2:15PM with all you could eat Tailgaters Buffet consisting of buffalo wings, hotdogs, quesadillas, nachos, sauerkraut and sausages, and desserts. The tables were covered with buckets of cold beer, chips, tassel pompoms, caller's horns, and shiny necklaces. And of course, included all you could drink. The wings were fantastic, and I drank enough Buttery Nipples to stagger my way out when it was over. The rest of my table was drinking Jagger shots and beer, so we were pretty rowdy. I was seated center stage, second table back, and Brain and Mark hunted me down and sat with us. They were a lot of fun until one of them (Brian) had too many Jaggers and ended up worshipping the porcelain gods and Mark had to take him back to their room. That's the last we saw of them even though they sent me an email later asking to meet up elsewhere. Sadly for them, I didn't take my computer with me this time and did not see their email until after I checked out. It's really shame - I know they went to have fun, and said they were thrilled to meet me and gush over me - but they didn't make a very good impression by getting sloppy-ass drunk right away!

The party was great - good food, drinks and extras including two superbowl teeshirts and hats, but the only drawback was the sound system. I had to step out during the half time concert because it was sooo loud my ears felt like they were stuffed with cotton - like the old 70s concerts that blasted you half way to deafness. But I did enjoy it. But hey? Did anyone else find the referee calls against the Cardinals to be a bit unfair? I mean really! The one poor guy was in a forward momentous fall and just fell into the kicker and got a foul for it.

The day before the party, we spent Saturday afternoon at the Flamingo (yes, that was me you saw), and went to a Comedy Magic Show with Nathan Burton and followed it with seafood buffet. It was scrumptious.

Saturday night we went to the Rave Theaters and watched two movies - Taken and Underworld. Underworld was pretty good, but Taken was really good. Afterwards we ate at the Yardhouse Bar right next to the theaters, and the food, service, ambiance (we sat outside under the heaters), everything was fabulous. Sunday night after the Superbowl Party, we watched three more movies in our room. Most of the hotels have access to movies still in the theaters that you can watch in your rooms. It was great - I do love the movies!

I mostly play slots when I vacation in Vegas, so that's where you'll find me. I no longer play table poker at the Excalibur (which use to be a favorite of mine) because all their tables are automated now. I guess I'll go back to playing the late night tournaments at the Plaza on Fremont Street. You'll also find me in the Fine Dining restaurants or Yardhouse Bar near the Rave Theaters down the street.

My next venture is March 25, 26, 27, and 28 at theHotel at Mandalay Bay. It's my stepson's 27th birthday. He's a former Marine and knows how to party. So we have a one bedroom suite at theHotel and plan to party all weekend. If you're in Vegas that weekend and looking to run into me, we eat a lot at the House of Blues, the Sushi Bar and RumJungle, and I play the slots near House of Blues. My height is pretty towering so if I'm walking though the casino or restaurants I'm pretty easy to spot!

Hope to see you there - don't forget my rules about hooking up with me in public *wink*.

Lila