Hard Times - Getting Better
I want to say thanks to all my loyal callers. I've been away for two weeks due to illness. It makes for a real short paycheck this month, but I'm much much better now and ready to make all your fantasies come true. I'll be available Thursdays through Mondays, 2pm-12m. Give me a call.
Colds and flu hit everyone. Lucky me *sarcastic sigh* I got a very bad cold that lasted almost two weeks and included a little laryngitis. Laryngitis makes it real hard to do calls, as does a nasty cough. It's not very sexy to cough every few minutes while telling you how to stroke or while trying to give you an erotic hypnosis session.
Just as I was getting over that, I was hit with the flu. Yah, that really bad one, only I thought it was a regular flu and didn't bother going to the doctor with it. Actually, I was feeling too sick to go to the doctor with it, so I just stayed home and rode it out. I'm pretty tough so I wasn't too worried about it. I was more worried about losing my callers for work and not making my bills for the month. I had the two week long cold, then had a little cough for a couple days, and figured it was the aftermath of the bad cold I had, then I came down with flu symptoms Monday, May 11. I was very sick with the usual flu syptoms for the next three days, but had to drag myself out of bed to take my step-grandbaby to the doctor for the same symptoms Thursday morning. While there, the doctors found it necessary to test us both for Swine Flu. By this time, which is now, today, I am feeling quite a bit better. We won't have our results for two days. But it seems my slave, who went to his own doctor in Vegas over the weekend has tested positive, so it's likely we will, too. Thankfully my bout of it is over, but we are waiting for the rest of the household to cave in with it.Like I said "Lucky *sarcastic sigh* me!"
But there is good news. The strain we incurred is very mild. That doesn't mean it's not nasty. You will miss work. You will have all the typical flu symptoms of a good hard flu that last about 5 days or longer. You will worship the porcelain gods. You will wish toilet paper was a lot softer. You will hate the sight of food for a few days. And all odors, good and bad, will turn your stomach for days. But it doesn't seem to be any worse than most flu days, it's about the same. Total symptoms lasted about 5-7 days, with the hardest days being the first two, then days of pure weakness.
I'm much better now. Not 100% but getting there. And I'm ready to jump back in and enjoy my favorite callers. So, please call -- call a lot please! I need to make up for all those missed days. So if you usually call a couple times a week or month, squeeze them into these next two weeks for me *big grin.* I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.
